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IT'S A BIRD... IT'S A PLANE... IT'S... THE MAYOR?
Newark, New Jersey Mayor, CORY BOOKER (D), who is rising in national attention because of his amazing accomplishments in one of America's most troubled urban areas, his educational pedigree and his unreal humility as an elected official, was admitted to a local hospital last night after pulling HIS NEIGHBORS OUT OF A BURNING FIRE!
Read that again: MAYOR BOOKER PULLED HIS NEIGHBORS OUT OF A BURNING FIRE!