Things that bother me!
People texting during movies.
Puddles of pee in public places
People who are unkind to animals.
People who are famous for no reason.
Celebrities who agree to do interviews but don't answer questions.
Restaurants that close at 9:30.
People who camp out in restaurants and don't tip well.
People who are unkind to restaurant staff.
Movies so heavily edited for TV that they don't make sense.
People who hit "reply-all" and then "recall" as if that even works!
Chatty pizza delivery guys.
Donut places that are open till 10, but are out of dunuts before 2!
It's ok, the legal drinking age in South Africa is 18, and if you drink beer it has to look like you're watching a Nascar race:
Kinda looks like a fine Mrs. Doubtfire floral print to me, but what do I know...
Cause that's what happens when you're funny on the news, you get autotuned. Even though it's not as good as the "ain't nobody got time for that lady."
Well, not really, I didn't get the rights and they kinda frown on posting porn here, so I did the best I could:
Things can get dangerous in Dubai:
Notice how he's still singing after he's tackled??? Hmmmm.
Okay, this really isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Interesting that she played the "I'm an American" card...that would get you shot in Mexico.